Alright, so y’all wanna know why that Tom Brady fella got picked so late in the draft, huh? Well, lemme...

Well, let me tell you about this fella, Alex Pereira, this big ol’ strong boy. They say he walks around...

Alright, so y’all wanna know ’bout this Wyatt Teller fella, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. He’s...

Alright, so you wanna know how much that Dana White fella is worth, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this “leaked WWE nudes” thing. I ain’t no spring chicken, but even I hear whispers...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Ben Shelton fella and his folks, huh? Well, let me tell ya, the...

Alright, let’s talk about these Japan Samoan wrestlers, you know, the fellas who wrestle. I don’t know much about fancy...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this keeper league thing. People keep yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Anthony Lewisohn Godsick. Sounds like a fancy name, don’t it? I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Almeria versus Sevilla thing, you know, the football match. I heard some folks jabbering about...